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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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realjusticewesteros:

getoveryourselflady:

I’m not a fan of religion but photos speak a thousand words because in some cases religious people will be tolerant of others while radfems will still be the hate mongering divisive group we all know they are. #tohellwiththem

Where’s a “right cross” when you need one if you feel me.

For all the negative light Christians and Muslims get for not being tolerant enough, or being bigots… they still seem to have a handle on this whole “coexist” thing better than some feminists.

I mean, for a movement of supposed ~~”equality”~~ they sure do throw a lot of hate around.

-SS

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fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

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